It has to be her

If it’s not then I’ll just be searching for her in every woman I’ll talk to.

best-shower-thoughts:

The fact that every screw/valve/twisty thing is righty tighty, lefty loosy by default is one of the greatest achievements in human history (source)

best-shower-thoughts:

The older generation is the one that used to tell us to “not believe everything we read on the internet” and now they’re the group that shares the most garbage on social media (source)

best-shower-thoughts:

Straight men and lesbians like a good pair of breasts, gay men and straight women like a good penis, but all genders and sexualities (except asexuals) are attracted to a nice ass. (source)

lyjerria:

I’m literally doing my best but I’m not gonna beg anyone to understand that

(via oswaaald)